wild-nirvana:

A lot of my generation are going to end up unmarried, without kids, without having long term relationships. Everyone expects shit to happen for them without actually trying. We expect to suddenly find our future wife/husband after having no lasting relationships as soon as we turn 25-30.

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. My mum  (via look-at-all-my-shiiet)

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Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, it just has to touch someone where your hands couldn’t. Rudy Akbarian  (via jabwit)

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